Fashionably Dead in Diapers by Robyn Peterman
Book Description
~Make a map of every closet and bathroom in your home if you enjoy having sex. Sleep deprivation can cause confusion and a map will help if you only have seven minutes and thirty-one seconds. You’re welcome.
~Parenting books are useless if you're not human. If your child is half Vampyre/ half Demon I would suggest not using parenting books at all--they can backfire like a mother humper. Trust me on this.
~Have sex.
~When your child tells you he has an imaginary friend, do not discount this as fantasy. Often times your child isn't imagining anything. If he persists with alarming and violent stories about this fictional buddy it's probably a Troll. Do a thorough search of your home and kill it. Decapitation works best. Some imaginary friends are harmless. However, it's wise not to take chances.
~Have sex again.
~When in large crowds, make sure you hold tight to your child's hand. Losing a child in an amusement park is terrifying. If you're truly paranoid a parent could consider putting a chip in their child. If you do this don't discuss it at dinner parties. People will think you are weird.
~At least cuddle.
~Playing with dolls is fun. Being one? No so much. If your child ever finds a Genie in a bottle, flush it immediately. Many children wish for things that are very difficult to reverse...like being doll sized. If this happens, move to Oz. There are many people of small stature there. And yes, it really does exist.
~Find a closet and go to town.
Thoughts by Cherri-Anne
Vampyre fangs were the greatest invention ever. This is just one small sample of the uproariously witty ingenuity of Robyn’s writing style. Words escape me! In fact, there are no words to aptly explain just how much I loved both this book and the rest of the series! Astrid and Ethan are by far my favorite Immortal couple, but to now add a beautiful bouncing baby boy named Samuel to the mix?!?!? EFFEN AWESOME!!! You might wonder how it is possible to continue this series and story line while still keeping it fresh, unique and oh so new and tremendous. Maybe you might be concerned that it might get stale, old, or just a rehash of crap from earlier books. HELLO!?!?! This is Robyn Peterman we are talking about! You know her. She is that truly gifted & talented & such a fabulous author that has brought you so many amazing and hilarious and hot & sexy stories that have you stalking her while waiting for the next fix to feed your addiction! And WOW!!! Does this book do just that! I admit to being a teeny bit surprised at just how awesome this story was! So many new twists & turns, new friends to be made, no matter their size, species or abilities - They were bloodthirsty little nut jobs. Thankfully, they were on my side. – and such a terrifically perfect addition to this series! Loved when Samuel….OOOOPS! Almost had a spoiler there! Robyn has ABSO-EFFEN-LUTELY amazed, astounded, blown me away with her remarkable ability to keep this series fresh, exciting, hilarious, full of love and of course, IMPOSSIBLE to put down! Oh! And who can forget all of the new swear words she has taught me and the creative ways to use them too! Fangtastic awe-inspiring book that had me on the edge of my seat, well bed actually, madly reading to find out what was going to happen, while at the same time I am trying to read it slowly to absorb and enjoy it all! What a conundrum to have! I love the variety in this cast of characters, both old & brand new ones all of the “incidents” or adventures that Astrid & Ethan have going on/through, but most of all the perfect Samuel!! No way can I describe him to you without ruining the book for you, but suffice it to say that he is a very hysterically innocent & adorable little baby that you HAVE to meet! You will love him too! All-in-all – you do not want to miss this 4th installment to the Helltastic Hot Damned Series! Words escape me to describe it in whole. It is just something you have to experience for yourself!
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